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Rome was not built in a day
രോമം ഒരു ദിവസം കൊണ്ട് മുളക്കില്ല
Beware the fury of a patient man
രോഗിയായ മനുഷ്യന് പൂരി കൊടുക്കരുത്
Patience is a Virtue
രോഗികൾ ഒന്ന് വിറച്ചു
Never let the sun go down on your anger
ഗോഡൌണിൽ വച്ച് മകനെ വഴക്ക് പറയരുത്
The good die young
ചെറുപ്പം ആകാൻ തല ഡൈ ചെയ്യണം
Honesty is the best policy
പോലീസിനോട് സത്യം പറയുന്നതാണ് നല്ലത്
Cheats never prosper
ചിട്ടിക്കാർ ഒരിക്കലും ഗുണം പിടിക്കില്ല
A loaded wagon makes no noise
ലോഡുമായി വാഗമണ്ണിലേക്ക് പോകുമ്പൊൾ ഒച്ച ഉണ്ടാക്കരുത്
Any time means no time
മീനുകൾക്ക് ഒരിക്കലും സമയം കിട്ടാറില്ല
A good husband makes a good wife
ഒരു നല്ല ഭര്ത്താവ് ഭാര്യയെ നന്നായി മേയ്ക്കുന്നു
Do unto others as you would others do unto you
താനാരാണെന്നു തനിക്കറിയില്ലെങ്കില് താനെന്നോടു ചോദിക്ക് താനാരാണെന്ന്
It's never too late to mend
നീയൊന്നും മെന്റലാവാന് ഇനി വല്യ താമസമില്ല
Buy a pig in a poke
പന്നിയെ വാങ്ങുന്നവന്റെ കാര്യം പോക്കാണ്..🌱
😜😜😜😜😀😀😀
ഹൗ ....പണ്ഡിതോചിതം
DEDICATED TO THOSE WHO LOVE ENGLISH :
Here is a list of word pairs, called ANAGRAMS. The interesting part is they are formed by the same set of alphabets but convey a mutually contradictory or sometimes complementary meaning. Here are a dozen of them.
1. Teach Cheat
Some BABAs teach, some cheat and remaining teach to cheat.
2. Listen. Silent
Be silent and listen.
3. Admirer. Married
Status before and after marriage.
4.Fast. Fats
Either fast or add fats as you feast.
5. Marital. Martial
A misplaced 'I' turns marital relationship into martial one.
6. Creative. Reactive
You can never be creative if you are reactive.
7. Sweat. Waste
If you dont sweat as a youth you will waste your entire life, so sweat or waste.
8. Bedroom. Boredom
Always keep boredom out of your bedroom because that is the place where you spent half of your life and mostly in your own company.
9. Vote. Veto
One veto and a million votes undone.
10. Exist. Exits
We exist between our entries and exits.
11. Stain. Saint
Hard to find a saint without a stain.
12. Split. Spilt
Dont cry over split milk. Make paneer. Dont cry over spilt milk either. Feed the cat. 😊😄😊
😰😆😆😆😆😆😜
एक बार एक आदमी समुद्र में नहाते हुए डूबने लगता तो वह भगवान से प्रार्थना करते हुए कहता है, " हे भगवान! मैं बच
गया तो 100 गरीबों को बिरयानी खिलाऊंगा"।
अभी उसकी बात ख़त्म ही हुई होती है की एक तेज़ लहर उसे किनारे पर फेंक देती है।
जैसे ही वह आदमी किनारे पर पहुंचा, उसने ऊपर देखा और अकड़ में कहा, "कौन सी बिरयानी"?
तभी अचानक एक और लहर आयी और उसे वापस समुद्र में ले गयी।
आदमी रोते हुए बोला: भगवान, मेरा मतलब था -Veg या Non Veg... 😛😛😛😜😂
🗿 *Thought for the Day:*
A word of encouragement from a teacher to a child can change a life.👦🏼👼🏼
A word of encouragement from a spouse can save a marriage.💑
A word of encouragement from a leader can inspire a person to reach his potential.👍🏽🤗
~ John C. Maxwell.
(Australian Commentator)🗣🏏
🌹HaPpY Morning..!
Have a pleasant Sunday🌥
A boy asked his Dad, "Dad, how big is God?"
Looking up at the sky his father pointed to an aeroplane and asked his son, "How big is that aeroplane?" The boy responded, " It's small, Dad! You can hardly even see it!"
Then the father took his son to an airport hanger. Standing in front of one of the aeroplanes, the father asked, "And now, how big is the aeroplane?" The boy responded, " Oh Daddy, this plane is enormous."
At this point, the father said to him, "That's how it is with God. How big He is depends on the distance between you and Him. The closer you are to Him, the bigger He is in your life"
Have a great day all!!😊😊
Brilliant words : *"The amount of money that's in your bank at the time of death, is the extra work you did which was not necessary"*
_*Tit for tat*_
Bank ATM Officer goes to a south Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter - What have you got?
Waiter - Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam..
Banker - OK ok..bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel..
Waiter - Sorry sir...all sold out. Nothing is left.
Banker - Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ?
Waiter - Sir , I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required etc.,
It finally says ' 'No Cash'.....
It need not have entertained me at the beginning itself.😂😂😂