[Tintumon Jokes] Chandranil vellamundennu ISRO!

Chandranil vellam matramalla timingalam,kadalaama,sravu tudangiya jeevikal ullatayi kanunnu
- ISRO

Tintumon:

ISROku ariyillalo
ROCKET Arabikadalilanu veenathenn

Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000) Silk Saree of Chennai Silks

Damn it ... she wants for Valentine's Day - and not BMW !!! What A Saree!! Silk Sari How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000) silk saree? Chennai Silks, a textile unit has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree. The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings. Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians', one of the painter's very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds. Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist. The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals. Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours.

Why love marriage is better than arranged marriage?

Why love marriage is better than arranged?

Because "Aknown Dis better than an unknown Ghost" !!

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Why love marriage is better than arranged marriage?

Why love marriage is better than arranged marriage?

Because "A known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost". !!

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TUTUMON @ medical shop

TUTUMON orikal medical shopil., ivide ealla marunnum kittumo?

STAFF:ealla marunnum kittum.

TUTUMON: ennal 1 killo vedimarunnu thaa...!!

What is the difference b/w you & a dentist ?

What is the difference b/w you & a dentist ?

Nee onnum padikkathe vaynokkunnu, avar padichu degree eduthu vaynokkunnu.....he he he....he

Indian Statistical Survey says tht 42% of girls in India are ready for sex before marriage

Indian statistical surveys says tht 42% of girls in India are ready for sex before marriage.

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Myquestion is...........WHER ARE THESE Girls??!!

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Matter is very serious...

Hallo,

Matter is very serious.





Nintgalude oru photo tharumo?




ivide aduthulla220 kv transformarileDANGER BOARD KANUNNILLA !

Kuttappan's loan

Kuttappan loan eduthu car vangi. Loan adakathayappol bankukar car kondupoyi. Appol kuttappan: "ssheda itharinjirunnenkil kalyanathinum loan edukkamayirunnu" !!!

Skirt as salary....

The first month, the Boss gave his secretary Supriya a skirt as salary....
second month...???

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He "raised" the salary...!!

A girl checks her weigt-58kg. Removed Chapals-56kg Then Bag-53kg Then shawl-52kg Then coins finishd. A boy in 'Q' behind her says "u carry on, I 'll put coins!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Que: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? ...........




Ans : On their Wedding !

It is always better to keep the condoms in the bike..!

A moral story : My girlfriend invited me 2 her house 1day. I found her sister alone in d house.. She was unbelievably sexy... She whispered in my ear "i have feelings 4 u, shall we have sex "I immediately turned around n walked to d front door to go 2 my bike.. i found my girl friend standing there.. she hugged me n said "you've won my trust".....!!! MORAL OF D STORY: its always better to keep d condoms in d bike, not in pocket....!!

Boy and Girl

Boy:Njan ninte maaril pidichittu odi poyal nee enthu cheyyum?
Girl:Car odikkan ariyatha oral Horn maathram adichittu poyi ennu vicharikum.. !!

Ninakkenthu patty?

Ninakkenthu patty?"Neeippo pazhaya aale alla"Orupadu mari poyi!Nan arinjuNee ippol



Kulikunnu,pallu thekkunu, havoo!" KAALAM POYA POKKE..... Gud Ni8

Rasul Pookuti and Oscaar

Sound mix cheytha Rasul pookutiku oscaar! Rummum sodayum mix cheythu adichu pookuti aaya nammalkku achaar! Ithaano saare socialism!

Touching...!

A girl & boy were sitting alone.
Boy started touching girl
Girl: Don't touch me
All this only after marriage..
Boy: OK.. CALL ME AFTER UR MARRIAGE..