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Thursday, December 29, 2016
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Tuesday, December 27, 2016
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Wednesday, December 14, 2016
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Tuesday, December 13, 2016
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Sunday, December 11, 2016
How would you like your eggs in the morning?
After a couple of conversations n drinks,
I invited her to my apartment.
I couldn't ask her directly if she was going to stay over so I threw a question at her:
"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"
The smartass replied:
"Unfertilized"😜😀😂
Do you drink beer? - conversation between a man and his wife
This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answers Do you drink beer simply but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 - correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane? 😏🤑
Saturday, December 10, 2016
Jayalalitha's daring speech in 1999 given to an English channel
Jayalalitha's daring speech in 1999 given to a English channel :
A question was posed to her. Tell us about your personal life, as the rumours stick on every corners of your life?
She boldly answered, " I was a failure in my personal life. My life is a open book. Everyone loves MGR ,even I did. But I was not accepted in a legal relationship. That made a fire in my mind to make an identity for myself. I would always feel that if my mother was alive in my crucial hours ,my personal life would have been more better than this. But I want to prove that Dr.MGR is my identity. So I entered the politics. An Indian tradition is that a girl is born as a daughter, then a wife and should die as a mother. I couldn't achieve myself as a wife. But I will definitely die as a mother". This is the bold answer given by the lady.
What an inspiration 👆
If you can read this you have a strong mind
Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind.
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Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture- in London - Whatsapp forward
Ratan Naval Tata, GBE is an Indian businessman, investor, philanthropist and interim chairman of Tata Sons.
Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture- in London
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price
👉2.
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"
👉3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on
👉4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.
👉5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!
If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone..!
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together..!!
Six Best Doctors in the World-
1.Sunlight
2.Rest
3.Exercise
4.Diet
5.Self Confidence
&
6.Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life
If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror ..... You see the best Creation of GOD .... So Believe in YOURSELF..... :) :) :).
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...
send to all people who are important to you...😊😊
I just did.👍
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Thursday, December 8, 2016
Reliance Digital Exhibit Tech Awards 2016 - vote for the Brand of the Year
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