Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year

A very cool message....a bit lengthy though....but don't miss to read the reply of God at the end.....!!

 

 

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
 
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
 
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
 
I want her to know what I go through.
 
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
 
Amen!'
 
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
 
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
 
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
 
Awakened the kids,
 
Set out their school clothes,
 
Fed them breakfast,
 
Packed their lunches,
 
Drove them to school,
 
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
 
Took it to the cleaners
 
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
 
Went grocery shopping,
 
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
 
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
 
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
 
Then, it was already 01P.M.
 
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
 
Dust,
 
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
 
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
 
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
 
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
 
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
 
After supper,
 
He cleaned the kitchen,
 
Ran the dishwasher,
 
Folded laundry,
 
Bathed the kids,
 
And put them to bed.
 
At 09 P.M .
 
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
 
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
 
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
 
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
 
Amen!'
 
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
 
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
 
You got pregnant last night.'
 
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
 
If you agree, send it to all your friends who would enjoy this!!!!

 

 

Test Your General Knowledge

TEST YOUR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE


1. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of YAHOO?
Answer: Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

2. What is the expansion ( Full Form ) of ADIDAS?
Answer: ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports

3. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
Answer: Satellite Television Asian Region

4. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
Answer: Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India

5. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
Answer: That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.

6. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
Answer: Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla )

7. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
Answer: Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.

8. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
Answer: Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa

9. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
Answer: South Korea

10. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
Answer: Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)

11. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
Answer: Geoffrey Boycott

12. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
Answer: John Traicos

13. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican )?
Answer: Lesotho - surrounded from all sides by South Africa.

14. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Answer: Polo


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U will cry with laughter!

[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.

The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves..

So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.

The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there that will bite me!" "I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you".. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.

To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent....instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.