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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

After a couple of conversations n drinks,

I invited her to my apartment.

I couldn't ask her  directly if she was going to stay over so I threw a  question at her:

"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"

The smartass replied:

"Unfertilized"😜😀😂

Do you drink beer? - conversation between a man and his wife

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answers Do you drink beer simply but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

Woman:  Do you drink beer?

Man:  Yes

Woman:  How many beers a day?

Man:  Usually about three

Woman:  How much do you pay per beer?

Man:  $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman:  And how long have you been drinking?

Man:  About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:  So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 - correct?

Man:  Correct

Woman:  If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man:  Correct

Woman:  Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man:  Do you drink beer?

Woman:  No.

Man:  Where is your airplane? 😏🤑

Jayalalitha's daring speech in 1999 given to an English channel

Jayalalitha's daring speech  in 1999 given to a English  channel :

A  question  was posed  to her.                     Tell us about your personal life, as the rumours stick on every corners of your life? 

She boldly answered, " I was a failure  in my personal life. My life is a open book. Everyone  loves  MGR ,even I  did.  But I was not accepted  in a legal relationship.  That made a fire in my mind to make an identity for myself.  I would always feel that if my mother  was alive in my crucial hours ,my personal life would  have been more better than this. But I want to prove that Dr.MGR is my identity. So I entered the politics. An Indian tradition is that  a girl is born as a daughter, then a wife and should die as a mother. I couldn't  achieve myself as a wife.  But I will definitely  die as a mother".             This is the bold answer given by the lady.
What an inspiration 👆

If you can read this you have a strong mind

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Ratan Naval Tata, GBE is an Indian businessman, investor, philanthropist and interim chairman of Tata Sons.
Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture- in London
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price

👉2.
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"

👉3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on

👉4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.

👉5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!

If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone..!
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together..!!

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             4.Diet
   5.Self Confidence
                   &
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Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life

If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....   If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....    If   you   see   the   Mirror ..... You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .... So    Believe   in     YOURSELF..... :) :) :).

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So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

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*RBI to issue ₹2000 Rupees Notes coming February 2017*

India is all set to add one more denomination to its currencies shortly. The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) will be issuing Rs 2,000 currency notes, the highest to come into circulation, even as some experts feel7 high-value denominations should be discontinued to curb black money.

The Rs 2000 currency is designed keeping in mind to eradicate the black money issues using state of the art indigenous nano technology, every Rs. 2000 currency note is embedded with a *NGC (Nano GPS Chip)*

*How the embeded NGC Technology Works?*
The unique feature of the NGC is it dosent need any power source. It only acts as a signal reflector. When a Satellite sends a signal requesting location the NGC reflects back the signal from the location, giving precise location coordinates, and the serial number of the currency back to the satellite, this way every NGC embedded currency can be easily tracked & located even if it is kept 120 meters below ground level. The NGC cant be tampered with or removed without damaging the currency note

*How will this help eradicate black money menace?*
Since every NGC embeded currency can be tracked. The satellite can identify the exact amount of money stored at a certain location. If a relatively high concentration of currency is found a certain location for a longer period of time at suspicious locations other than banks & other financial institutions. The information will be passed on to the Income Tax Department for further investigation

*Just a beginning of the end of black money in India*

Indian currency notes of Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 won’t be valid from today midnight, PM Narendra Modi says in an address to the nation

Currency notes of Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 won't be valid from midnight, PM Narendra Modi says in an address to the nation.

"Currency notes of Rs 1000 and Rs 500 will be just paper with no value," the PM says.

Modi says the citizens' money will be safe as they can deposit the notes in the bank before December 30, 2016.

"People can deposit notes of Rs 1,000 and Rs 500 in their banks from November 10 till December 30, 2016," says PM.

All other coins and notes can continued to be used.

Rail stations, bus stands, airports, fuel stations, chemists, crematoriums to accept Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes till November 11 midnight: PM Modi

On November 9 and in some places November 10, ATMs will not work: PM Narendra Modi

For 72 hours, until Nov 11 midnight, we have made special arrangements. All government hospitals will accept old Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes: PM Modi

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An arabi officer
rings📞 the IT guy,
"My internet is not working properly."

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"Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Arabi:
"I can't see ur computer💻"

IT guy :
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click on "My computer" on ur computer."

Arabi:
"How can I click on ur computer from my computer?"

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"Listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer. Double click on it."

Arabi:
"What  the hell😡, what is your computer doing on my computer..?"

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Arabi:
"On which Icon i've to click?"

IT guy :
"My Computer"

Arabi:
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Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it....
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important Quality is 'Observation'.  I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention".  All Students shouted...
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*Kendriya Vidyalaya (KVS) - Recruitment:*
__________________________

*KVS vacancy details:*

*Total posts: 6205*

*I. Principal: 90 Posts*

*II. Post Graduation Teacher (PGT)*: 690 Posts

1. English: 69 Posts
2. Hindi: 62 Posts
3. Physics: 68 Posts
4. Chemistry: 61 Posts
5. Economics: 48 Posts
6. Commerce: 96 Posts
7. Maths: 73 Posts
8. Biology: 66 Posts
9. History: 38 Posts
10. Geography: 31 Posts
11. Computer: 78 Posts

*III. Trained Graduation Teacher (TGT)*: 926 Posts

1. English: 90 Posts
2. Hindi: 116 Posts
3. Social Studies: 160 Posts
4. Science: 120 Posts
5. Sanskrit: 53 Posts
6. Maths: 126 Posts
7. P&HE: 67 Posts
8. AE: 120 Posts
9. WE: 74 Posts

*IV. Primary Teacher (PRT)*: 4499 Posts

1. PRT: 4348 Posts
2. PRT (Music): 151 Posts

*▫Age Limit (as on 31-10-2016)*:

*Post I*: 35-50 years.

*Post II*: Upper age limit is 40 years.

*Post III*: Upper age limit is 35 years ,

*Post IV*: Upper age limit is 30 years.

*Age relaxation is applicable as per rules*.

*▫Educational Qualification*:

*Post I*: Master Degree (any descipline) with atleast 45% marks, and B.Ed or equivalent. Experience in govt. schools or similar institutions is required for Principal posts (experience details will be updated shortly)

*Posts II*(1 to 10): Master Degree in relevant discipline with at least 50% marks, and B.Ed .

*Post II* (11): B.E or b.Tech (Computer Science/ IT) ORBE/B.Tech in any stream with post graduate diploma in computers OR M.Sc. (computers) OR MCA OR PG degree in any subject with PG diploma in computers OR B Level DOEACC with PG degree in any subject OR C level DOEACC with graduation in any subject.

*Posts III* (1 to 6): Bachelor Degree in relevant subject with atleast 50% marks, Pass in CTET Paper-II conducted by CBSE.

*Post III* (7): Bachelor Degree in Physical Education.

*Post III* (8): Diploma in Drawing & Painting/ Sculpture/ Graphic Art.

*Post III* (9): Degree in Electrical/ Electronics Engineering.

* Post IV* (1): 10+2 with 50% marks, Pass in CTET conducted by CBSE for

*Post IV* (2): 10+2 with atleast 50% marks/ Bachelor Degree in Music or equivalent for  with relevant experience.

*▫Selection Process*: written test & interview.

*▫Application Fee*: Rs. 1200/- for Post I, Rs.750/- for other posts through online mode. No fee for SC/ ST/ PH candidates.

*▫How to Apply*: Eligible candidates may apply online through the website *kvsangathan.nic.in*from 27-09-2016 at 09:00 hrs to 17-10-2016 up to 24:00 hrs.

👉🏼For syllabus of written test please visit KVS official website and see this notification under announcements section.

*▫Important Dates*:

» Start date to apply online: 27-09-2016 at 09:00 hrs.

» Last date for payment of fee in bank through E-Challan: 22-10-2016. (EXTENDED TO 24-10-2016)

» Last date to apply online: 17-10-2016 up to 24:00 hrs. (EXTENDED TO 20-10-2016)

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*Wedding speech of a girl to her in-laws:*

*"My dear New Family,*
*I thank u 4 welcoming me in this new house,*_ _
*First of all, I must tell you that my presence here should not change your Life Routine.*_
*Those who used to wash clothes must keep on doing it,*_
*Those who Cooked must keep Cooking,*_ _
*Those who Clean must keep Cleaning,*_ _
*I'll not disturb anybody's routine*_
*So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to eat BUN,*_*have FUN & control your SON.*_
*Any questions?*
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Why go to church?-IF YOU CANNOT SEE GOD IN ALL, YOU CANNOT SEE GOD AT ALL

If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this! If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!  

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday.  
He wrote: "I've gone for 30 years now, and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons, but for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them.  So, I think I'm wasting my time,   the preachers and priests are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all".  
This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column.

Much to the delight of the editor, it went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:  

*"I've been married for 30 years now.  In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals.  But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this: They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work.  If my wife had not given me these meals, I would be physically dead today.*

*Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!"*
  
*When you are DOWN to nothing, God is UP to something! Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible &; receives the impossible!*
_  Thank God for our physical and our spiritual nourishment! _

  *IF YOU CANNOT SEE GOD IN ALL, YOU CANNOT SEE GOD AT ALL !*   

*B. I. B. L. E.* simply means: _Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth_!  

When you are about to forward this to others, the devil will discourage you.  

So go on! Forward this to people who are DEAR to you and TRUST GOD.

GOD BLESS YOU!!!.

Cool Message-Take me back to the old paths

Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having  children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference.

Moms could cook; Dads would work;
Children would behave...
Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; and children were polite.

Women wore the dresses; and Men wore the trousers.
Women looked like ladies;Men looked like gentlemen; and children looked decent.

People loved the truth, and hated a lie;
They came to church to get IN, Not to get OUT!

Hymns sounded Godly; Sermons sounded helpful;
Rejoicing sounded normal; and crying sounded sincere.
Cursing was wicked; Drinking was evil; and divorce was unthinkable.

We read the Bible in public; Prayed in school;
And preached from house to house.
To be called a Christian was worth living for;
To be called a traitor was a shame!

Sex was a personal word. Homosexual was an unheard of word, And abortion was an illegal word.

Preachers preached because they had a message; and
Christians rejoiced because they had the VICTORY!

Preachers preached from the Bible;
Singers sang from the heart;
Sinners turned to the Lord to be SAVED!

A new birth meant a new life; Salvation meant a changed life;
Following Christ led to eternal life.

Being a preacher meant you proclaimed the word of God;
Being a deacon meant you would serve the Lord;
Being a Christian meant you would live for Jesus;
And being a sinner meant someone was praying for you!

Laws were based on the Bible;
Homes read the Bible;
And churches taught the Bible.

Preachers were more interested in new converts than new clothes and new cars.

Church was where you found Christians on the Lord's day, rather than in the park,
on the creek bank, on the golf course, or being entertained somewhere else.

Give me that old time religion!
'Tis good enough for me!
I still like the "Old Paths" best! Jeremiah 6:16.
Copied.....

Please will you forward this to your generation maybe it will add meaning to someone's life as it did to me.
Pls save a soul today.

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Job-Exam-SSC CHSL 2016-Staff Selection Commission Combined Higher Secondary Level Examination

*+2 യോഗ്യതയിൽ കേന്ദ്ര സർക്കാരിൽ ഉന്നത ജോലികൾ.*

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Funny-Apollo Hospital Special

Terrific one.

😂😀Hospital Special 😀😂

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"I want to know if the patient Rita Mehta in Room No 1438 is getting better??"
.
The RMO replied,
"She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days!"
.
The woman said,
"Thank God!
That's wonderful news!"

RMO:
" I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!"
.
Woman:
"No...no...
I am Rita Mehta. No one tells me anything here !"

🐒😂

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Now confirmed rail tickets can be transferred to another person-Indian Railway

This is regarding transfer of confirmed rail ticket. Very good initiative by our Railway Minister Sri Suresh Prabhu.

1. A confirmed railway ticket can be transferred to your blood relations.

2. If a person is holding a confirmed ticket and is unable to travel, then the ticket can be transferred to his / her family members including father, mother, brother, sister, son, daughter, husband or wife.

3. For transfer of ticket, an application must be submitted atleast 24 hours in advance of the scheduled departure of the train to chief reservation supervisor with ID proof.

4. Government officials can transfer to other govt official.

5. Students can transfer ticket to other students.

Share this. It may help someone.

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സർദാർ ബാങ്ക് കൊള്ളയടിക്കാൻ പോയി പക്ഷെ തോക്ക് എടുക്കാൻ മറന്നു എങ്കിലും കൊള്ളയടിച്ചു എങ്ങിനെ?

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Sardar joke-Sardar and his wife went for counselling

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Inspiring story-Arthur Ashe, The Legendary Wimbledon Player was dying of AIDS

Something nice touched my heart

Inspiring story.. A Beautiful Message🌿

Arthur Ashe, The Legendary Wimbledon Player was dying of AIDS

which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery in 1983!

He received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:

"Why did God have to select you for such a bad disease??"

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

50 Million children started playing Tennis,

5 Million learnt to play Tennis,

500 000 learnt Professional Tennis,

50 Thousand came to Circuit,

5 Thousand reached Grandslam,

50 reached Wimbledon,

4 reached the Semifinals,

2 reached the Finals and

when I was holding the cup in my hand,

I never asked God
"Why Me?"

So now that I'm in pain how can I ask God "Why Me?"

Happiness keeps you Sweet!!

Trials keeps you Strong!!

Sorrows keeps you Human!!

Failure keeps you Humble!!

Success keeps you Glowing!!

But only,
Faith keeps you Going.

Sometimes you are
unsatisfied with your life,

while many people in
this world are dreaming
of living your life..

A child on a farm sees
a plane fly overhead &
dreams of flying.

But,
A pilot on the plane sees
the farmhouse & dreams
of returning home.

That's life!!
Enjoy yours...

If wealth is the secret to
happiness,

then the rich should be dancing on the streets.

But only poor kids
do that.

If power ensures security,
then VIPs should walk
unguarded.

But those who live simply, sleep soundly.

If beauty and fame bring
ideal relationships,

then celebrities should have the best marriages.

Live simply.
Walk humbly.
and love genuinely..!
Worth reading.

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More English Phrases and their Meaning in Malayalam

Some English Phrases and their Meaning in Malayalam

Some English Phrases and their Meaning in Malayalam

Rome was not built in a day
രോമം ഒരു ദിവസം കൊണ്ട് മുളക്കില്ല

Beware the fury of a patient man
രോഗിയായ മനുഷ്യന് പൂരി കൊടുക്കരുത്

Patience is a Virtue
രോഗികൾ ഒന്ന് വിറച്ചു

Never let the sun go down on your anger
ഗോഡൌണിൽ വച്ച് മകനെ വഴക്ക് പറയരുത്

The good die young
ചെറുപ്പം ആകാൻ തല ഡൈ ചെയ്യണം

Honesty is the best policy
പോലീസിനോട് സത്യം പറയുന്നതാണ് നല്ലത്

Cheats never prosper
ചിട്ടിക്കാർ ഒരിക്കലും ഗുണം പിടിക്കില്ല

A loaded wagon makes no noise
ലോഡുമായി വാഗമണ്ണിലേക്ക് പോകുമ്പൊൾ ഒച്ച ഉണ്ടാക്കരുത്

Any time means no time
മീനുകൾക്ക് ഒരിക്കലും സമയം കിട്ടാറില്ല

A good husband makes a good wife
ഒരു നല്ല ഭര്‍ത്താവ് ഭാര്യയെ നന്നായി മേയ്ക്കുന്നു

Do unto others as you would others do unto you
താനാരാണെന്നു തനിക്കറിയില്ലെങ്കില്‍ താനെന്നോടു ചോദിക്ക് താനാരാണെന്ന്

It's never too late to mend
നീയൊന്നും മെന്‍റലാവാന്‍ ഇനി വല്യ താമസമില്ല

Buy a pig in a poke
പന്നിയെ വാങ്ങുന്നവന്‍റെ കാര്യം പോക്കാണ്..🌱
😜😜😜😜😀😀😀
ഹൗ ....പണ്ഡിതോചിതം

Anagrams-words with same set of alphabets

DEDICATED   TO    THOSE WHO    LOVE    ENGLISH :

Here is a list of word pairs, called ANAGRAMS. The interesting part is they are formed by the same set of alphabets but convey a mutually contradictory or sometimes complementary meaning. Here are a dozen of them.

1. Teach             Cheat

Some BABAs teach, some cheat and remaining teach to cheat.

2. Listen.            Silent

Be silent and listen.

3. Admirer.         Married

Status before and after marriage.

4.Fast.                Fats

Either fast or add fats as you feast.

5. Marital.            Martial

A misplaced 'I' turns marital relationship into martial one.

6. Creative.          Reactive

You can never be creative if you are reactive.

7. Sweat.              Waste

If you dont sweat as a youth you will waste your entire life, so sweat or waste.

8. Bedroom.         Boredom

Always keep boredom out of your bedroom because that is the place where you spent half of your life and mostly in your own company.

9. Vote.                  Veto

One veto and a million votes undone.

10. Exist.                 Exits

We exist between our entries and exits.

11. Stain.                 Saint

Hard to find a saint without a stain.

12. Split.                 Spilt

Dont cry over split milk. Make paneer. Dont cry over spilt milk either. Feed the cat. 😊😄😊

कौन सी बिरयानी?

😰😆😆😆😆😆😜
एक बार एक आदमी समुद्र में नहाते हुए डूबने लगता तो वह भगवान से प्रार्थना करते हुए कहता है, " हे भगवान! मैं बच
गया तो 100 गरीबों को बिरयानी खिलाऊंगा"।
अभी उसकी बात ख़त्म ही हुई होती है की एक तेज़ लहर उसे किनारे पर फेंक देती है।
जैसे ही वह आदमी किनारे पर पहुंचा, उसने ऊपर देखा और अकड़ में कहा, "कौन सी बिरयानी"?
तभी अचानक एक और लहर आयी और उसे वापस समुद्र में ले गयी।
आदमी रोते हुए बोला: भगवान, मेरा मतलब था -Veg या  Non Veg... 😛😛😛😜😂

Thought for the Day-A word of encouragement

🗿 *Thought for the Day:*

A word of encouragement from a teacher to a child can change a life.👦🏼👼🏼

A word of encouragement from a spouse can save a marriage.💑

A word of encouragement from a leader can inspire a person to reach his potential.👍🏽🤗

~ John C. Maxwell.
(Australian Commentator)🗣🏏

🌹HaPpY Morning..!

Have a pleasant Sunday🌥

How big is God?

A boy asked his Dad, "Dad, how big is God?"

Looking up at the sky his father pointed to an aeroplane and asked his son, "How big is that aeroplane?" The boy responded, " It's small, Dad! You can hardly even see it!"

Then the father took his son to an airport hanger. Standing in front of one of the aeroplanes, the father asked, "And now, how big is the aeroplane?" The boy responded, " Oh Daddy, this plane is enormous."

At this point, the father said to him, "That's how it is with God. How big He is depends on the distance between you and Him. The closer you are to Him, the bigger He is in your life"

Have a great day all!!😊😊

Brilliant words-The amount of money that's in your bank....

Brilliant words : *"The amount of money that's in your bank at the time of death, is the extra work you did which was not necessary"*

Tit for tat-South Indian Restaurant Menu and ATM Menu

_*Tit for tat*_

Bank ATM Officer goes to a south Indian restaurant.
He asks the waiter - What have you got?

Waiter - Idly , vada, uppma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam..

Banker - OK ok..bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel..

Waiter - Sorry sir...all sold out. Nothing is left.

Banker - Why then the hell you recited such a big menu ?

Waiter - Sir ,  I go  to your ATM daily. After asking for  PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required  etc.,
It finally says ' 'No Cash'.....
It need not have entertained me at the beginning itself.😂😂😂

Japanese and Indian Technology-Soap Manufacturing

In Japan, in a soap manufacturing company the soap blocks were made,
then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt
and finally packed in cartons...

Many a times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap.

To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought a X-ray scanner from the US for $60,000 to check on the  assembly line whether the container contained soap and wasn't empty. 

A similar problem happened at Nirma soaps, in Ahmedabad in INDIA.. Guess what they did????

They bought a bajaj fan costing around Rs.1500/- and placed it on the edge of the assembly line.
The empty wrappers, without soaps just flew away!!!

😂😂😂

And You Say Japanese are Advanced in Technology.😝😝

We are
INCREDIBLY
BRILLIANT INDIANS
😂😝😜😆
👌👌👌
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Each Gives What He Has-An Instance from Germany-Berlin Wall

Back in the days when Germany was divided, a huge wall separated East and West Berlin. One day, some people in East Berlin took a truck load of garbage and dumped it on the West Berlin side.
The people of West Berlin could have done the same thing, but they didn't. Instead they took a truck load of canned goods, bread, milk and other provisions, and neatly stacked it on the East Berlin side.
On top of this stack they placed the sign:

*"EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS"*

How very true! You can only give what you have.
My dear friend, what do you have inside of you? Is it hate or love? Violence or peace? Death or life?
What have you acquired over the years?
Is it capacity to build or capacity to destroy?

Is it ability to make money or steal money?
Is it ingenuity to develop good things that will benefit mankind or ability to bomb those good things that others have labored to build?

*"EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS"*

Think about it.

SEVEN LEADERSHIP PRINCIPLES TO LEARN FROM AN EAGLE

*SEVEN LEADERSHIP PRINCIPLES TO LEARN FROM AN EAGLE....*

1. *Eagles fly Alone and at High Altitudes.*
They don't fly with sparrows, ravens, and other small birds.

MEANING; Stay away from narrow-minded people, those that bring you down. Eagle flies with Eagles. Keep good company.

2. *Eagles have an Accurate Vision.* They have the ability to focus on something as far as 5km away. No matter the obstacles, the eagle will not move his focus from the prey until he grabs it.

MEANING; Have a vision and remain focused no matter what the obstacles and you will succeed.

3. *Eagles do not Eat Dead things. They Feed only on Fresh Prey.*

MEANING; Do not rely on your past success, keep looking for new frontiers to conquer. Leave your past where it belongs, in the past.

4. *Eagles Love the Storm.*
When clouds gather, the eagle gets excited, the eagle uses the storms wind to lift itself higher. Once it finds the wind of the storm, the eagle uses the raging storm to lift itself above the clouds. This gives the eagle an opportunity to glide and rest its wings. In the meantime, all the other birds hide in the branches and leaves of the tree.

MEANING; Face your challenges head on knowing that these will make you emerge stronger and better than you were. We can use the storms of life to rise to greater heights. Achievers are not afraid to rise to greater heights. Achievers are not afraid of challenges, rather they relish them and use them profitably.

5. *When a Female Eagle Meets a Male Eagle* and they want to mate, she flies down to earth, picks a twig and flies back into the air with the male eagle in hot pursuit. Once she has reached a height high enough for her, she drops the twig and let it fall to the ground while she watches. The male eagle chases after the twig and catches it before it reached the ground, then bring it back to the female eagle. The female eagle grabs the twig and flies to a much higher altitude and drop the twig again for the male eagle to chase. This goes on for hours with the height increasing each time until the female eagle is assured that the male eagle has mastered the art of picking the twig which shows commitment. Then and only then will she allow him to mate with her.

MEANING; Whether in private life or business, one should test the commitment of the people intended for partnership.

6. *Eagles Prepare for Training;*
They remove the feathers and soft grass in the nest so that the young ones get uncomfortable in preparation for flying and eventually flies when it becomes unbearable to stay in the nest.

MEANING; *Leave your Comfort Zone, there is No Growth There.*

7. *When the Eagle Grows Old,*
His feathers becomes weak and cannot take him as fast and as high as it should. This makes him weak and could make him die. So he retires to a place far away in the mountains. While there, he plucks out the weak feathers on his body and breaks its beaks and claws against the rocks until he is completely bare; a very bloody and painful process. Then he stays in this hiding place until he has grown new feathers, new beaks and claws and then he comes out flying higher than before.

MEANING; We occasionally need to shed off old habit no matter how difficult, things that burden us or add no value to our lives should be let go of.

*YES, NEVER GIVE UP,*
*BE AN EAGLE, NEVER EVER GIVE UP !!!*