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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

After a couple of conversations n drinks,

I invited her to my apartment.

I couldn't ask her  directly if she was going to stay over so I threw a  question at her:

"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"

The smartass replied:

"Unfertilized"😜😀😂

Do you drink beer? - conversation between a man and his wife

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answers Do you drink beer simply but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

Woman:  Do you drink beer?

Man:  Yes

Woman:  How many beers a day?

Man:  Usually about three

Woman:  How much do you pay per beer?

Man:  $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman:  And how long have you been drinking?

Man:  About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:  So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 - correct?

Man:  Correct

Woman:  If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man:  Correct

Woman:  Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man:  Do you drink beer?

Woman:  No.

Man:  Where is your airplane? 😏🤑

Jayalalitha's daring speech in 1999 given to an English channel

Jayalalitha's daring speech  in 1999 given to a English  channel :

A  question  was posed  to her.                     Tell us about your personal life, as the rumours stick on every corners of your life? 

She boldly answered, " I was a failure  in my personal life. My life is a open book. Everyone  loves  MGR ,even I  did.  But I was not accepted  in a legal relationship.  That made a fire in my mind to make an identity for myself.  I would always feel that if my mother  was alive in my crucial hours ,my personal life would  have been more better than this. But I want to prove that Dr.MGR is my identity. So I entered the politics. An Indian tradition is that  a girl is born as a daughter, then a wife and should die as a mother. I couldn't  achieve myself as a wife.  But I will definitely  die as a mother".             This is the bold answer given by the lady.
What an inspiration 👆

If you can read this you have a strong mind

Good example of a Brain Study:  If you can read this you have a strong mind. 

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Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture- in London - Whatsapp forward

Ratan Naval Tata, GBE is an Indian businessman, investor, philanthropist and interim chairman of Tata Sons.
Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture- in London
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price

👉2.
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"

👉3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on

👉4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.

👉5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!

If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone..!
But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together..!!

Six Best Doctors in the World-
          1.Sunlight
              2.Rest
          3.Exercise
             4.Diet
   5.Self Confidence
                   &
          6.Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life

If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....   If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....    If   you   see   the   Mirror ..... You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .... So    Believe   in     YOURSELF..... :) :) :).

We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

send to all people who are important to you...😊😊
I just did.👍

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