Sunday, December 11, 2016

Do you drink beer? - conversation between a man and his wife

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answers Do you drink beer simply but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

Woman:  Do you drink beer?

Man:  Yes

Woman:  How many beers a day?

Man:  Usually about three

Woman:  How much do you pay per beer?

Man:  $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

Woman:  And how long have you been drinking?

Man:  About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:  So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 - correct?

Man:  Correct

Woman:  If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

Man:  Correct

Woman:  Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man:  Do you drink beer?

Woman:  No.

Man:  Where is your airplane? 😏🤑

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